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Robert Brownie Jr.
why
if you can’t cake the humor I suggest re-eval
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So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
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I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
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g-i-l-b-e-r-t-n-i-g-h-t-r-a-y:
i didn’t know this show had robots????
somebody already stole my joke wow
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the most accurate depiction of most mens rights activists i’ve ever seen
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So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this
And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
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one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
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DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST
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so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized
here’s my sister:
here’s my other sister:
and here’s me
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Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.
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what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we...
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND...
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown...
Lighting up the Skin
Humans have practiced tattooing...
LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING.
do you...
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